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LET ME TELL YOU A STORY, CUNTFLAPS! WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID MY YMCA HAD ONE OF THESE FUCKERS. KIDS LITERALLY HAD TO BE TIMED SO THEY DIDN’T TEAR EACHOTHER’S PRE-PUBESCENT DICKS OFF FIGHTING OVER THIS SHIT. FOR FIVE WHOLE MINUTES YOU WERE QUEEN BITCH AND EVERYONE ELSE WERE PLASTIC CHAIRLESS SCUM MOTHERDICKER, IT GOT SO UGLY THAT SOMEONE GOT BANNED FOR FIGHING OVER IT SO THEY SNUCK IN DURING RECESS AND STABBED IT TO DEATH. THEY MASSACRED AN INFLATABLE SEATING OBJECT BECAUSE THEY COULD NO LONGER SIT IN IT FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES. SHITS FUCKED UP I’M FUCKED UP
People are asking me if I was the one who stabbed it to death
Keep your snoopin heads out of shit you can’t handle
Tokyo Jungleis a survival action game developed by PlayStation C.A.M.P. and Crispy’s and published by Sony Computer Entertainment exclusively for the PlayStation 3. The game takes place in a deserted, futuristic Japan, in which the city has transformed into a vicious wildlife wasteland.
In Story Mode, the player plays through missions centered around various animals. Eventually, the player will discover the truth behind mankind’s disappearance.Pomeranian dogs are key characters in the story.
In Survival Mode, the player takes control of an animal and fights for survival against other animals for as long as possible. Tokyo Jungle has online leaderboards so the players can compare their survival skills against one another. Smaller animals will fight in groups, and the player’s group can win fights against larger animals by just having one of the group survive the fight.
The player will have to build up a pack of animals. This is easier for some plant eaters, which means the player may not necessarily be at a disadvantage even if a weaker type was chosen.
There are 50 breeds and 80 types of animals to be expected.Animals confirmed for Tokyo Jungle include Lion, Crocodile, Tiger, Giraffe, Hippo, Cheetah, Chimpanzee, Gazelle, Chicken, Beagle, Tyrannosaurus, Hyena, and Fox. As the player plays through the game, additional playable animals will be unlocked.
SO IT’S A POST APOCALYPTIC SURVIVAL GAME WHERE YOU CAN PLAY AS 50 DIFFERENT ANIMALS (BUT THE MAIN CHARACTER IS A POMERANIAN) AND YOU CAN DRESS THEM UP IN THE STUPIDEST ACCESSORIES EVER
///WHY HAVE I NEVER HEAR OF THIS GAME BEFORE///
oh my god it’s everything i ever wanted from a video game
THE MAIN CHARACTERS ARE FUCKING POMERANIANS
“Remus Dobby Potter, you were named after the two people who actually gave a shit about my well being. One of them was a house elf and I’d much rather see you become that than a fucking Slytherin. Don’t come back unless you’re wearing red and gold you little shit.”
at my wedding, I want 9 people dressed up as the members of the fellowship of the ring to attend and halfway through the vows they stand up and start arguing until the one dressed up as Frodo shouts “I will do it, I will take the ring to the bride!”
then it just falls silent as he slowly brings me the Ring of Power